13/01/2008

Alphabetically: I hate...English

Does anyone have any A03 (the home brand) biscuit that I can eat and become magically powerfully great at taking my GREAT F*CK-OFF SCALPEL to language and dissecting it and sliding its great fleshy CROCK-O-BULL into my essay so that I CAN STOP F!STING (yes I went there) the MASSIVE PILE OFF W@NK that is my english essay!?

No?

Not been baking lately?

Fine

Then: Dear Santa please remove any "generalising waffle" form my conclusion because apparently I'M A MASSIVE SH^T HEAD who can't right essays for toffee!!!

1 comment:

kergraan said...

sorry everyone...I was a bit...peeved